[tl;dr: US robot war with Russia in Siberia.]
So, I was wondering;
Dear America, when are you going to go to war with russchina? I mean, you guys could all duke it out over north korea and literally fix every problem in the world at once.
I know what you're thinking, but just hear me out.
You guys are clearly looking to work out some frustration or shed some awesomeness or just watch shit blow up. That's cool, I don't really care about the reason, but I think we should all just take a second to acknowledge the following: Y'all are violent motherfuckers. You know what I'm talking about, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_violence_in_the_Unit